if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

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(Source: hardcoregrandma, via chrisdiaswin)

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

(Source: andragonyremade, via chrisdiaswin)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

(via have--not)

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY: the dc in washington dc originally stood for “da capital” but abraham lincoln thought it was unprofessional and changed it

(via bitchindenial)

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia, via whoredinarygirl)